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Man Orders A Bong, Mistakenly Gets An XBox Controller Delivered To His House Instead

And with that we have officially closed the case in the Bong-Xbox Controller saga.

Bravo, internet. Bravo. I love when TV show finales wrap up everything with a nice, neat bow. So it’s nice to have viral videos do the same. Give me less Sopranos untied loose ends and more Breaking Bad full measures. The “what the frick” callback was especially nice. If the bong kid is actually in deep shit with his mom and thinks she’s dumb enough to potentially believe that this XBox video is real, he has to show it to her and play it off as a classic Amazon mix up, right? Have you seen what those warehouses look like? I guarantee a bong and an XBox controller are neighbors on a shelf in one of these gigantic Amazon distribution centers.

Also, I gotta admit that I hated this video at first just because I thought it was just some YouTube comedian trying to get his views up by piggybacking off of a classic viral video. But as you can see by the smudge on the guy’s camera as well as his past videos, he is not much of a professional at anything.

But he still is A-okay in my book for completing the fictional story that the bong kid created on the fly while stammering his dick off and gives the kid a video to prove his innocence in case his mom is braindead. Who says everybody on the internet is evil?

Now if you will excuse me, I am off to watch some likely fantastic videos about Goblin Valley and Capitol Reef Cassidy Arch before becoming GKnight12’s 95th subscriber.

And with that we have officially closed the case in the Bong-Xbox Controller saga.Bravo, internet. Bravo. I love when TV show finales wrap up everything with a nice, neat bow. So it’s nice to have vir…

Kid Orders Bong Online, Package Arrives And His Mum Wants To See Him Open It

“What the frick!?”

An online purchase has backfired massively for a young lad over in the States.

Look, we’re not going to beat around the bush here – a lad over in the US has ordered a bong online via Amazon in the hope to partake in an amateur Snoop Dogg video.

What he didn’t expect was his mum to receive that package and hand it over to him to watch him open it up.

What proceeds is the most cringeworthy 49 seconds you’ll sit through.

You can literally see the kids palms sweating and his heart beating uncontrollably as he inexplicably tries to claim that the package firstly looks “like a vase for like a bunch of like. things”.

When the package is fully unwrapped and his mum calls it out for being exactly what it is – a bong – the kid tries to claim that it isn’t what he ordered, he in fact ordered and Xbox card or an Xbox controller.

Unfortunately for the lad, unlike the bong he clearly ordered, his excuses went up in smoke.

"What the frick!?"