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Why does my poop smell like weed

i do every day because i blaze that much chronic

i was just wonderin if u niggaz can reduce yo shit down to thc and resin like i do and then smoke that shit like i make my friends do lol they don’t know it’s my shit residue yo

nah just like extracted thc on my turds like crystals yo

they bling in the terlet nahmean

who said it was erotic?

anyway, the train smelled like weed very strongly today for the first couple of stops after i left work. it was probably pretty good, but it could’ve easily been B.O. or something that i just wanted to imagine was weed.

sometimes I pee and it smells like coffee

i remembered this thread when i had a shit smell like weed.

good bye! and i’m changing my answer to :yes.

i remembered this thread when i had a shit smell like weed.

weird, i don’t remember this shit at all

weird, i don’t remember this shit at all

you smoke too much weed.

too much i haven’t smoked weed in over a week son

or how about pleasant maybe that’s a more reasonable goal

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I’ve never been nice my whole life,
but I’ll do my best. to be sweet.

I think I know why this is.

You ever wonder about all that black sludge resin in your piece like woah is shit gumming up the ol lungs like so? But it isn’t b/c your lungs got these lil structures (forget what they’re called but I read a doctor describe em like fields of wheat blowing in the wind) that collect it and hand it off to each other straight up and outta your lung from whence to your windpipe where you clear or swallow it.

So yeah it’s straight resin in your poop I believe

Yeaaaaa buddy, gonna be sold in our liquor stores fairly soon.

Not a big pot smoker anymore, but it’s nice to have a joint here and there when I’m partying or out at a show or something.

will Trudeau try to legalize? I don’t know anything about him except that American liberals love him and Canadians are like ehhhh he’s pretty much a slightly better shitbag.

That’s been his gameplan, but who knows what will happen now that he’s actually in office. I kinda get the feeling that it’s pretty much inevitable at this point though

it’s inevitable here too but my guess is 5-10 more years before federal prohibition is formally ended. States will increasingly start making their own rules though and now that the first few dominoes have fallen and it hasn’t resulted in Islamic State Mexicans pushing drugs out of the state house in Colorado, there will be a lot of follower states in the next few elections.

there will probably be a contingent of states that just keep it illegal forever though because their voters are really that stupid and incapable of change

Not a big pot smoker anymore, but it’s nice to have a joint here and there when I’m partying or out at a show or something.

smoke weed all day every day, bitch! :smoke:

in my county weed possession under 20g you can now get a citation instead of a misdemeanor charge, at the discretion of the officer, up to 3 times

the times they are a changing. in MD possession of less than 30 grams is now a non-criminal infraction. You basically get a ticket for a $100 ticket for weed. Repeat offenses earn you a more expensive citation, I think $300, but as far as I know you don’t automatically go to jail on the 3rd offense or anything like that. Unfortunately paraphernalia like papers or a pipe are still criminal and you can be arrested and charged for it.

things are definitely progressing. legal medical mj didnt pass last election but it probably will next time (in fl). there were a lot of billboards getting the jews all riled up around here like “LEGAL IN ISRAEL. ” “SHOULD YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A MEDICATION THAT YOU COULD GET IN ISRAEL LEGALLY AND FOR FREE. “

unfortunately the other half of the state is a redneck cesspool or maybe a huge redneck orange grove would be more appropriate

smoke weed all day every day, bitch! :smoke:

I used to for years, but all the sudden it started to give me anxiety and mad paranoia. For years it was fine though, it sucks.

Different strains react with me differently though. An old guy I used to jam with was a pot aficionado and when I mentioned the anxiety thing he had a perfect strain that he knew would react fine with me and low and behold it did. I think it was called Sativa.

That’s kind of why I’m excited about the looming legalization, I’ll be able to test strains to see if I react well with them and then be able to just stick with it instead of just getting lord knows what from some dealer.

. Unfortunately paraphernalia like papers or a pipe are still criminal and you can be arrested and charged for it.

That’s insane to me man. Random corner stores everywhere around BC sell bongs, pipes and papers. Have been for years.

things are definitely progressing. legal medical mj didnt pass last election but it probably will next time (in fl). there were a lot of billboards getting the jews all riled up around here like “LEGAL IN ISRAEL. ” “SHOULD YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A MEDICATION THAT YOU COULD GET IN ISRAEL LEGALLY AND FOR FREE. “

unfortunately the other half of the state is a redneck cesspool or maybe a huge redneck orange grove would be more appropriate

weed is far from being legal in israel. there’s actually active enforcement and even persecution

forget smoking weed medicinally

I smoke weed MORBIDLY

That’s insane to me man. Random corner stores everywhere around BC sell bongs, pipes and papers. Have been for years.

places here sell them and they are legal until they have drug residue in them, afaik

things are definitely progressing. legal medical mj didnt pass last election but it probably will next time (in fl). there were a lot of billboards getting the jews all riled up around here like “LEGAL IN ISRAEL. ” “SHOULD YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A MEDICATION THAT YOU COULD GET IN ISRAEL LEGALLY AND FOR FREE. “

unfortunately the other half of the state is a redneck cesspool or maybe a huge redneck orange grove would be more appropriate

haha it’s funny to me how so many jews are politically so compartmentalized and all over the place ideologically. rich, socially conservative old white jews in florida want medical marijuana legalized because you can get it free in israel because israel has socialized healthcare. go figure.

I used to for years, but all the sudden it started to give me anxiety and mad paranoia. For years it was fine though, it sucks.

Different strains react with me differently though. An old guy I used to jam with was a pot aficionado and when I mentioned the anxiety thing he had a perfect strain that he knew would react fine with me and low and behold it did. I think it was called Sativa.

That’s kind of why I’m excited about the looming legalization, I’ll be able to test strains to see if I react well with them and then be able to just stick with it instead of just getting lord knows what from some dealer.

the two main strains or whatever of weed are indica and sativa. All marijuana is one of those or a hybrid of the two I think. Sativa gives you more in the way of the spacey head high/hallucinogenic feeling, better for going out and having an adventure. Indica is more of a body high, people say you get “couch lock,” better for chilling by yourself at night and posting on netphoria, will make you tired. I don’t know how they are related to paranoia, but I always thought sativa would be more likely to give you anxiety and bad feelings because it makes you think crazy things and does not necessarily slow your mind or calm you down. I never used to get paranoid when I smoked, then after I got busted I started to have anxiety episodes when I would smoke too much alone. These days I just know when I am high enough and that it is possible to get too high when I don’t have others around to temper me.

That’s insane to me man. Random corner stores everywhere around BC sell bongs, pipes and papers. Have been for years.

places here sell them and they are legal until they have drug residue in them, afaik

oh yeah we have head shops and stuff, although the smoking apparatuses are “FOR TOBACCO USE ONLY.” You can get papers anywhere. That stuff becomes drug paraphernalia via either having res on it, or by just being present with drugs. I could have a brand new never used piece straight from the glassblower, but if I also have a gram in my glove box that piece becomes paraphernalia if a cop wants it to be. Like how they don’t need to prove you used a food scale to sell drugs, merely having one on you along with drugs is all they need to get you on intent to distribute.

weed is far from being legal in israel. there’s actually active enforcement and even persecution

Is medical marijuana legal though? My guess would be no, but I have no idea. There is a huge marijuana culture in Israel though, at least as prevalent as in the US. I was there for all of a week before I met random people offering me weed. I’m sure it’s different if you are an Arab or a Sephardi, but as a white person I sensed a far less militant attitude towards weed from law enforcement than in the US. Unfortunately most weed in Israel is fucking dirt and of course they all smoke fucking spliffs.

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Why Does Your Poop Smell Like Weed? Other Stuff Explained

Why Does My Weed Smell Like Poop?

And other, Bodily Function, FAQ

Why do your feces and sweat smell like weed? This is an embarrassing question that you likely would not want to ask either your doctor or friends. But, according to Google, people search for answers to this question hundred of times each month. As a service to my reader, Ganjashark will attempt to answer the following crucial questions that you may have; but are afraid to ask.

  • Why does my poop smell like weed?
  • Why do my armpits smell like weed?

See A Doctor If you Have Questions- I am somewhat joking about the importance of the above questions. The above questions, other than curiosity’s sake, aren’t usually that crucial. However, any change in your bowel habits or even your sweat smelling different can signal a medical problem. For example, according to AARP, obnoxious body order can indicate a serious health condition. So, if in doubt, see a doctor if you are worried about any of the above issues.

Why Does My Poop Smell Like Weed? AKA Weed Shits

The most likely reason for your poop smelling like weed is because of edibles and simple digestion. Of course, marijuana edibles, like any food, is digested. However, depending upon how it is made, some food doesn’t digest as well. Also, some parts of the food are unable to be digested at all. When you eat something, the food will have to get digested by going through your intestines. Some marijuana remnants will likely remain in your poop, which results in the weed smell.

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You are maybe more familiar with this happening in other situations. For example, if you don’t spit out the seeds while eating a watermelon, you will often find watermelon seeds in your poop. Additionally, after a heavy drinking night, you will also have a stench of alcohol after doing a number two.

Typically, this will occur if you eat either a large number of edibles or if the edibles recipe is not done correctly. Cannabutter is used extensively to make edibles. When done well, the cannabis will be smooth, and, other than the smell, you will likely not even know that the brownie you are eating will have you feeling suitable for a few hours. However, suppose the edibles are not cooked or prepared correctly. In that case, the cannabis smell will likely occur when you are reliving yourself. So, just like you will see seeds, if you accidentally end up swallowing some seeds while enjoying some sweet watermelon, your body may be affected by improperly prepared marijuana edibles.

Why Does My Armpits Smell Like Weed?

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As you most likely observed, your weed armpits smelling like weed is caused by sweating. So, I will go over general sweating and not just ganja smelling armpits. Many marijuana smokers wonder why their sweat smells like cannabis. Marijuana smelling armpits is embarrassing, and it also could get you trouble at work, school, etc. To understand why this is happening, you first should understand precisely what sweat is and what causes it to smell.

Your sweat itself does not have any smell. Your skin though does contain billions and billions of microbes or bacteria that interact with your perspiration. This foul smell is caused by bacteria on your skin that is rapidly multiplying with bacteria resulting in the sweat breaking down into acids, which caused the nasty smell. Body order commonly occurs in the following areas:

● Hair (Pubic Hair Especially)

● Behind Your Ears

● To a lesser extent, the rest of your skin

The microbes on your skin can be affected by food, drink, and practically anything that you eat, causing your sweat to either smell differently or be especially rank. Excessive, foul body odor that cannot be easily controlled via traditional methods. I.E., Cleaning, Deodorant, etc., is called bromhidrosis. Bromhidrosis has been proven to worsen when people with this disorder eat, drink, or take certain medicines. For example, the following can cause your B.O. to get worse:

Obviously, whether you eat it via edibles, vape, or smoke it either through a bong or pipe, is ingested. Therefore, it is logical to assume that ingesting cannabis, which affects your body like fish, can also cause your sweat to smell like weed. Additionally, it has been theorized that the terpenes in marijuana also can cause your sweat to smell like marijuana.

FUN FACT-You’ll be a hit with your friends with this bit of knowledge. The apocrine glands, AKA sweat glands, are mostly located in your armpits, groin, and near your breast nipples. These areas produce the most sweat. Therefore, your armpits and genital areas will be the most likely to smell like cannabis.

How to Fix This

The adverse effects of your sweat smelling like weed, at best, can be embarrassing. However, it can also lead to you being fired, or potentially even legal problems.

So, how can you fix this? Well, the good news is that for most people, basic hygiene practices can help you solve this problem along with other measures. This video below gives you some general guidance on dealing with bad body odor.

Below are also some general advice on how you can self-treat rank BO.

Change Your Soap-If applicable, stop using scented soaps as they can worsen the bad smell. Also, you may want to try specialized anti-bacterial soap.

Shave-Body hair is known for trapping in your sweat and bacteria. So, if you are worried about pot smelling sweat, you should be sure to make sure that your armpits are neatly trimmed or shaved and that you trim the hairs in your genital areas.

Take Off Your Clothes-Immediately, remove any sweaty clothes after exercising or hard work.

Shower More– If you have been diagnosed with bromhidrosis (abnormal body order) or are self-conscious, you need to shower at least two times daily.

Extra Strength Deodorant-First ask your local pharmacist if they carry any industrial-strength deodorant and see if that will work. If that doesn’t work, see if your doctor or a dermatologist can get you prescription deodorant.

Conclusion

I hope this article helped you better understand this vital subject of poop and sweat smelling weed. And, hopefully, with this knowledge, you’ll be able to impress your cannabis smoking friends and also be the life of the party at a cocktail party. 🙂

Seriously, though, you likely should not worry if you have any of the above issues. Sweaty smelling feces is caused by digestion that happens when you are eating edibles. Your sweat smelling like cannabis is also simply an issue of your skin microbes interacting with skin microbes that interact with your sweat glands. Most likely, each of the above could be embarrassing, but they are most likely harmless.

If the above causes you to worry, you can either cut down on cannabis edibles and/or take extra preventative measures to reduce or eliminate body odor.

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