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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway. Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house? Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP. Point to the eagle and ask: "What part of the eagle is this?" The spectator will reply, "the wing?" Then look at them directly in the eye and say in a very serious tone, "remember the word." Proceed to fold the dollar bill hot dog style, and then fold it sandwich style, making the dollar bill somewhat a banana shape. Tell the spectator to hold out their pointing finger and pinky, a "rock on" hand pose, but pointing forward. Do some magical gesture over it, tell the spec to say the word twice. Then pick up the dollar bill and place it over your ear, "Hello?" This gag is so corny that people usually laugh/giggle uncontrollably.
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