As the name suggests, Acapulco Gold originated in and around Acapulco, Mexico, although it’s becoming more and more difficult to find as grow operations move indoors. This sativa strain is redolent with sweet, earthy, and citrus flavors that propel you into a happy place faster than a real trip to Acapulco. Satori is indica/sativa hybrid that brings on feelings of extreme bliss.
The high has been described as clear and powerful and will certainly fly the most jaded cannabis consumer to new euphoric and psychotropic places. Alien Abduction packs a high-THC punch which may be where the strain got its name. It’s easy to imagine the original consumer of this product being sure he was being, or at least had been, abducted by aliens. Alien Abduction combines a righteous head buzz with a “Why is my head so heavy?” body high. Medical users rave about Alien Abduction’s appetite-stimulant and sleep-aid properties. Though AK-47 may sound like it might put you down for the count faster than you can say, “Let’s get baked,” it’s really one of the more cuddly and lovable strains available. The sweet, earthy, and woody aromas of this strain are the first thing you’ll notice, followed by a heady mix of energy, euphoria, and relaxation.
This is a great choice if you want to function and have a good time rather float away into your own psychedelic world. Brainwreck is the love child of a threesome between the strains Trainwreck, Brain Child, and Brain. Its effects are exhilarating and cerebral, making it the smart choice for consumers looking to avoid fatigue. The nice thing about Brainwreck is that the mental effects last a lot longer than the physical effects. Gravity is an indica strain that is becoming well-known for its high CBD content. That CBD punch makes it a popular choice for the treatment of chronic pain and stress. Medical users like the fact that the Gravity strain can leave you relaxed but with energy to spare for normal activities. If you like sativa-like mental effects from an indica-dominant strain, you’ll love experiencing what Bordello has to offer. Users say this strain hits behind the eyes first and then spreads throughout the body. The combination of euphoric and uplifting effects will have you wondering how you’ll ever manage to focus your brain again. It’s wise to clear your calendar and give your whole day over to Bordello just in case you can’t find your way out. Want to push your euphoria, arousal, focus, giggliness, and happiness off the charts? This hybrid strain from Michigan took second place in the 2015 Michigan Cannabis Cup because of the unique combination of effects that knock the mind around while under its influence. As the late, great Carl Sagan once wrote, “The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.” The Carl Sagan strain can do that for you. The Bogart strain is reminiscent of earth and wood with subtle undertones of lemony goodness. Add in Bogart’s high THC content, and you’ve got a hybrid strain that is particularly useful for patients suffering from PTSD, nausea, stress, and chronic pain. Bogart is also a great choice for smokers with a well-developed cannabis tolerance. One toke of the Cloud 9 strain and you’ll be…on cloud nine! Sorry, that comparison is mandatory in the Strain Writer’s Handbook . If I hadn’t made that terrible joke, I’d be subjected to eight hours of the movie Back To The Beach on repeat as punishment. Only the happy, giggly relaxation of the Cloud 9 strain could have gotten me through that hell on Earth. Named after NFL running back Marshawn Lynch, this strain mimics his explosive playing style. The nice balance of indica and sativa effects mean that you’ll experience a wonderful elevation in mood along with relief from stress and pain.
Because of its parentage—Green Crack, OG Kush, and Blue Dream—this lemon-scented strain offers both relaxing and uplifting effects.
The come-down is lengthy and sleepy which makes it great for insomnia and pain relief. This indica dominant hybrid will save you from the dark side of physical pain.