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First up, we had Jolene try out a 17-ounce bottle of Rescue Detox. According to Karen, the very sweet Applied Sciences customer service lady we reached at the “LIVE SUPPORT” number listed at the bottom of the bottle, Jolene had to avoid eating for five hours before she did the cleanse. Luckily, it was Sunday, so Jolene had just woken up from a four and a half hour nap after spending the morning smoking and eating an entire large portion of Popeye’s mac and cheese, as one does. Karen told her to drink Rescue an hour before “cleansing time,” then refill the bottle with water twice and drink that within 30 minutes. She was then supposed to pee three times, after which she should be good to go for three to five hours.

The drink itself was a bright, neon yellow that looked slightly radioactive. Jolene said it tasted like synthetic blueberries and had a distinct aftertaste. She chugged it down over the course of ten minutes, and then refilled the bottle twice, choking down gulp after gulp of weird-tasting water until her stomach was bursting with 1.5 liters of liquid. After three pees that, in Jolene’s words, “looked like I drank highlighter ink,” she took the test. Jolene tested negative for THC, despite having smoked several pre-noon bowls just hours before. We were both pretty shocked by this turn of events.

If you follow the instructions, you might pass your test, but the extreme color of your pee might raise some alarm bells in a clinical setting. Plus, the amount of water you need to drink is a little excessive. And, while committing to a THC detox is a great way to lower your tolerance, sometimes you have to detox ASAP. That’s why it’s important to know the best ways to cleanse your body. Say for example you have to pass a drug test at work or you want to detox your system from THC. This handy guide will walk you through common reasons to detox, how the cleansing process works, and best practices to achieve an effective detox — no matter how much time you have before your system has to be clean. Shockingly, there are a handful of reasons you may want to pause your 420 sessions — at least for a little while. Over 50 percent of employers nationwide drug test job applicants. And, although post-employment drug testing is less common, it still happens, especially if an accident occurs or there’s reasonable suspicion to believe someone’s been on drugs. Even if you’re in a state where ganja is recreationally legal, your employer (unfortunately) has the power to drug test you. While laws are beginning to shift, drug testing is a hurdle many of us will likely have to overcome at some point. So, that’s why it’s important to pass your test every time you’re faced with this hurdle. Of course you can never fully recreate that experience, but you can get back to getting high after taking one solid hit. If you are a long-time pot smoker, you probably notice that you don’t feel as high as you used to get. So, taking a tolerance break is another reason to do a marijuana detox. Frequent and/or heavy use causes the cannabinoid receptors throughout your body to actually downregulate THC reception. In other words, your body is adapting to the increased level of THC consumption as a new baseline. One study shows that cannabinoid receptors begin to replenish after only two days of not consuming marijuana. This study also shows that receptors are reset again after three to four weeks of no THC consumption. So, after about a month, your body’s tolerance should be pretty close to normal. Although we all know the benefits of cannabis, it can be good to detox from weed for homeostasis. Putting a pause on smoking cannabis can give your lungs a break. This can improve your lung health and strength, which will help you fight respiratory infections when they happen. Even after the joint is fully ashed and the high is gone, remnants of metabolite delta 1-THC stay in our systems for weeks — months, even. THC cannabinoids get trapped in your fatty tissues and migrate into the bloodstream. Many different toxins can be stored in your fat cells. An important part of the cleansing process is stopping all cannabis use. It may seem obvious, but sometimes common sense isn’t so overt.

Because THC compounds are stored in fat and released into your bloodstream, eventually it will show up in your blood, urine, hair, and even fingernails. The detox process is contingent keeping your system clear from the chemical in which you are trying to cleanse. In other words, don’t smoke weed while trying to cleanse! From there, your body takes over its natural process of elimination. It processes out these toxins through your waste-disposal organs such as your skin, liver, and bowles. Once toxins make their way to these organs, they are then flushed out through sweat, urine, and fecal matter (or, ya know, poop).

Best Ways to Detox From THC and Cleanse Your System.

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