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my poop smells like weed

My poop smells like weed

i do every day because i blaze that much chronic

i was just wonderin if u niggaz can reduce yo shit down to thc and resin like i do and then smoke that shit like i make my friends do lol they don’t know it’s my shit residue yo

nah just like extracted thc on my turds like crystals yo

they bling in the terlet nahmean

who said it was erotic?

anyway, the train smelled like weed very strongly today for the first couple of stops after i left work. it was probably pretty good, but it could’ve easily been B.O. or something that i just wanted to imagine was weed.

sometimes I pee and it smells like coffee

i remembered this thread when i had a shit smell like weed.

good bye! and i’m changing my answer to :yes.

i remembered this thread when i had a shit smell like weed.

weird, i don’t remember this shit at all

weird, i don’t remember this shit at all

you smoke too much weed.

too much i haven’t smoked weed in over a week son

or how about pleasant maybe that’s a more reasonable goal

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I’ve never been nice my whole life,
but I’ll do my best. to be sweet.

I think I know why this is.

You ever wonder about all that black sludge resin in your piece like woah is shit gumming up the ol lungs like so? But it isn’t b/c your lungs got these lil structures (forget what they’re called but I read a doctor describe em like fields of wheat blowing in the wind) that collect it and hand it off to each other straight up and outta your lung from whence to your windpipe where you clear or swallow it.

So yeah it’s straight resin in your poop I believe

Yeaaaaa buddy, gonna be sold in our liquor stores fairly soon.

Not a big pot smoker anymore, but it’s nice to have a joint here and there when I’m partying or out at a show or something.

will Trudeau try to legalize? I don’t know anything about him except that American liberals love him and Canadians are like ehhhh he’s pretty much a slightly better shitbag.

That’s been his gameplan, but who knows what will happen now that he’s actually in office. I kinda get the feeling that it’s pretty much inevitable at this point though

it’s inevitable here too but my guess is 5-10 more years before federal prohibition is formally ended. States will increasingly start making their own rules though and now that the first few dominoes have fallen and it hasn’t resulted in Islamic State Mexicans pushing drugs out of the state house in Colorado, there will be a lot of follower states in the next few elections.

there will probably be a contingent of states that just keep it illegal forever though because their voters are really that stupid and incapable of change

Not a big pot smoker anymore, but it’s nice to have a joint here and there when I’m partying or out at a show or something.

smoke weed all day every day, bitch! :smoke:

in my county weed possession under 20g you can now get a citation instead of a misdemeanor charge, at the discretion of the officer, up to 3 times

the times they are a changing. in MD possession of less than 30 grams is now a non-criminal infraction. You basically get a ticket for a $100 ticket for weed. Repeat offenses earn you a more expensive citation, I think $300, but as far as I know you don’t automatically go to jail on the 3rd offense or anything like that. Unfortunately paraphernalia like papers or a pipe are still criminal and you can be arrested and charged for it.

things are definitely progressing. legal medical mj didnt pass last election but it probably will next time (in fl). there were a lot of billboards getting the jews all riled up around here like “LEGAL IN ISRAEL. ” “SHOULD YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A MEDICATION THAT YOU COULD GET IN ISRAEL LEGALLY AND FOR FREE. “

unfortunately the other half of the state is a redneck cesspool or maybe a huge redneck orange grove would be more appropriate

smoke weed all day every day, bitch! :smoke:

I used to for years, but all the sudden it started to give me anxiety and mad paranoia. For years it was fine though, it sucks.

Different strains react with me differently though. An old guy I used to jam with was a pot aficionado and when I mentioned the anxiety thing he had a perfect strain that he knew would react fine with me and low and behold it did. I think it was called Sativa.

That’s kind of why I’m excited about the looming legalization, I’ll be able to test strains to see if I react well with them and then be able to just stick with it instead of just getting lord knows what from some dealer.

. Unfortunately paraphernalia like papers or a pipe are still criminal and you can be arrested and charged for it.

That’s insane to me man. Random corner stores everywhere around BC sell bongs, pipes and papers. Have been for years.

things are definitely progressing. legal medical mj didnt pass last election but it probably will next time (in fl). there were a lot of billboards getting the jews all riled up around here like “LEGAL IN ISRAEL. ” “SHOULD YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A MEDICATION THAT YOU COULD GET IN ISRAEL LEGALLY AND FOR FREE. “

unfortunately the other half of the state is a redneck cesspool or maybe a huge redneck orange grove would be more appropriate

weed is far from being legal in israel. there’s actually active enforcement and even persecution

forget smoking weed medicinally

I smoke weed MORBIDLY

That’s insane to me man. Random corner stores everywhere around BC sell bongs, pipes and papers. Have been for years.

places here sell them and they are legal until they have drug residue in them, afaik

things are definitely progressing. legal medical mj didnt pass last election but it probably will next time (in fl). there were a lot of billboards getting the jews all riled up around here like “LEGAL IN ISRAEL. ” “SHOULD YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A MEDICATION THAT YOU COULD GET IN ISRAEL LEGALLY AND FOR FREE. “

unfortunately the other half of the state is a redneck cesspool or maybe a huge redneck orange grove would be more appropriate

haha it’s funny to me how so many jews are politically so compartmentalized and all over the place ideologically. rich, socially conservative old white jews in florida want medical marijuana legalized because you can get it free in israel because israel has socialized healthcare. go figure.

I used to for years, but all the sudden it started to give me anxiety and mad paranoia. For years it was fine though, it sucks.

Different strains react with me differently though. An old guy I used to jam with was a pot aficionado and when I mentioned the anxiety thing he had a perfect strain that he knew would react fine with me and low and behold it did. I think it was called Sativa.

That’s kind of why I’m excited about the looming legalization, I’ll be able to test strains to see if I react well with them and then be able to just stick with it instead of just getting lord knows what from some dealer.

the two main strains or whatever of weed are indica and sativa. All marijuana is one of those or a hybrid of the two I think. Sativa gives you more in the way of the spacey head high/hallucinogenic feeling, better for going out and having an adventure. Indica is more of a body high, people say you get “couch lock,” better for chilling by yourself at night and posting on netphoria, will make you tired. I don’t know how they are related to paranoia, but I always thought sativa would be more likely to give you anxiety and bad feelings because it makes you think crazy things and does not necessarily slow your mind or calm you down. I never used to get paranoid when I smoked, then after I got busted I started to have anxiety episodes when I would smoke too much alone. These days I just know when I am high enough and that it is possible to get too high when I don’t have others around to temper me.

That’s insane to me man. Random corner stores everywhere around BC sell bongs, pipes and papers. Have been for years.

places here sell them and they are legal until they have drug residue in them, afaik

oh yeah we have head shops and stuff, although the smoking apparatuses are “FOR TOBACCO USE ONLY.” You can get papers anywhere. That stuff becomes drug paraphernalia via either having res on it, or by just being present with drugs. I could have a brand new never used piece straight from the glassblower, but if I also have a gram in my glove box that piece becomes paraphernalia if a cop wants it to be. Like how they don’t need to prove you used a food scale to sell drugs, merely having one on you along with drugs is all they need to get you on intent to distribute.

weed is far from being legal in israel. there’s actually active enforcement and even persecution

Is medical marijuana legal though? My guess would be no, but I have no idea. There is a huge marijuana culture in Israel though, at least as prevalent as in the US. I was there for all of a week before I met random people offering me weed. I’m sure it’s different if you are an Arab or a Sephardi, but as a white person I sensed a far less militant attitude towards weed from law enforcement than in the US. Unfortunately most weed in Israel is fucking dirt and of course they all smoke fucking spliffs.

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