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The 21 Best Weed Games Ever

Weed games are like cannabis slang: there are a lot of them and they can be pretty creative. Plus, they are a great way of getting you flying sky-high really fast and spend a fun time with your friends.

To give you plenty of options, we trolled the internet (as in carefully and systematically searched, not the offensive comment) looking for the best weed games. We then assembled 21 of the best for your smoking pleasure.

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1. Never Have I Ever

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Gather everyone together and make sure there’s enough ganja to go around. Roll a few joints, pack a few bongs, or have some blunts standing at the ready. Pick a person to go first. That person makes a simple statement starting with “Never have I ever…” followed by some action.

So, for example, someone might say, “Never have I ever been chased by a bear.” Anyone who has done or experienced that action takes a toke. The next person in the group (clockwise, counter-clockwise, zig zag around the room, whatever) makes a statement and the play goes on from there.

2. Medusa

Sit in a circle with your cannabis at the ready. Everyone puts their head down or just looks at their feet. On the count of three, everyone looks up and stares at another player.

If you’re looking at someone who ISN’T looking at you, you’re safe. If you’re looking at someone who IS looking at you, shout “Medusa!”, fire up your joint and take a hit.

3. Jammin’

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This game is simple in its concept but requires that everyone have their own weed . Put on the song Jammin’ by Bob Marley and take a hit every time Mr. Marley says “jammin’” or “jam.” There are a couple times in the song where the backup singers say “jammin’” or “jam,” so you can decide beforehand if you want those to count.

Be warned, though, those backup-singer “jams” come fast and furious (4 hits in 4 seconds). Either way, it’s a fun weed game that is sure to get you baked in no time.

4. Weed Jenga

This requires a bit of planning and prep beforehand, but you can make a game out of that too. You’ll need a permanent marker and a box of Jenga blocks. Get plenty high and then write rules on some or all of the Jenga blocks.

You can skip the get high part (although why you would, I don’t know) but you still have to write rules. Rules like, “take two hits” or “close your eyes for the rest of the game” work well. Get creative and have fun (that’s why the get high part first).

When you’ve finished writing the rules, assemble the Jenga tower and play as normal. When a player pulls a block, they have to do what it says. When the tower collapses, the person responsible has to watch while everyone else takes a puff on their joint or blunt . That’s the basics, but you can make up your own rules to make the game more interesting.

5. Power Hour

While not technically a game, Power Hour is a great way to get seriously stoned and have fun. You’ll need a bunch of your favorite music and a bunch of weed so there’s enough to go around.

Alternatively, you could download a Power Hour mix or play one on YouTube. A Power Hour mix is an hour or two of songs in random increments (15 seconds, 20 seconds, 30 seconds, etc.). You can also do it with your own music by randomly and manually changing the song.

But for that to work, the person doing the changing has to pay attention—something that may get harder and harder as the hour goes on. Whenever the song changes, everyone has to take a hit from whatever ganja is nearby. Dancing and revelry are encouraged.

6. Video Games

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This weed game is pretty self-explanatory. Pick your favorite video game—Super Smash Bros. or Mario Kart work well—and play until there’s a winner. Winner gets to take a puff from the bong while the others have to watch. Play again. Alternatively, the winner could get 2, 3, or 4 puffs while the loser(s) only get one.

7. Rock Band

Rock Band is great for groups of 2 to 5 players and can be a seriously entertaining way to pass a few hours…and a few joints. If you don’t have Rock Band, you can use Guitar Hero.

You could add any number of different rules, but basically, you pick a score or a percentage and everyone (or the team as a whole) has to be above that number. If you achieve that goal, everyone gets 2 hits. If you don’t achieve that goal, you only get 1 hit (or no hits).

Alternatively, you can go head-to-head (no pun intended). The person with the highest score gets two tokes while the loser gets none. Make up your own rules and rock on.

8. Movie Time

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For those who want to move as little as possible while getting amazingly high , there’s always movie time. First, pick a movie. Then make a rule that when something specific happens or is said in the movie, everyone has to take a hit.

So, for example, if you chose a stoner movie, every time someone smokes in the movie, you all have to puff-puff at home.

And it doesn’t just have to be stoner movies. If you pick a rom-com, smoke when someone kisses in the movie. If you pick an action movie, smoke when someone gets shot. If you pick a horror movie, smoke every time you see blood. Need I go on?

9. Bong Pong

This weed game is similar to beer pong but the reward is bud instead of beer. Players attempt to bounce a ping pong ball into a cup of beer. If the ball lands in the cup, the person who made the shot gets to hit the bong while her opponent has to drink the beer. Make up your own rules for an added bit of fun.

10. Smokin’ Dice Game

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Smokin’ Dice is a quick and easy way to have some fun and get high at the same time. Purchase a set of Smokin’ Dice, pack a big bowl of bud, and start rolling.

The four dice give you different combinations of tasks such as, “Player of your choice take 2 tokes then laugh as hard as you can while spinning in a circle” or “You take a puff then do a dance in slow motion.” No remembering a long list of rules, just plenty of smoking fun.

11. Hold Your Smoke (Taxi)

Just as the name of this weed game says, the point is to hold your smoke as long as possible. The simple version is: take a hit and hold it in, pass the ganja to the next person, exhale your smoke when the MJ makes it back around to you. That’s it!

If you can’t hold your smoke, or you choke, before the bud gets back to you, you’re out. There are endless variations of this game so make up your own rules for even more fun. This game can be pretty challenging if you’ve got 4 or more players, or if you really suck at holding your breath, so plan accordingly. At least you’ll be high while you’re doing it so who cares, right?

12. Wheel Of Weed Game

This one is perhaps the most prep-heavy, although we have seen rumors that an electronic version might be up for sale soon. You’ll need something that spins easily like a spinner from a board game (Twister?) to make this work. Label the spinner with the following tasks:

  • Smoke
  • Joke
  • Pass the Toke
  • 420
  • Truth
  • Dare
  • Spin Again
  • Anything else you’d like to add

Take turns spinning and performing the task specified. You can choose a set number of rounds, play until the ganja is gone, or play last man standing.

13. Strip Choker

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Strip Choker requires that everyone has their own weed, so plan accordingly. Other than that, the rules are simple. All players take a hit at the same time and hold it in. The first person to let their smoke out (be it by coughing or exhaling in any way) takes off a piece of clothing.

14. Ash Bomber

For this weed game, you’ll need the following supplies:

  • A wide-mouthed jar (a cup will do too)
  • A sheet of toilet paper, tissue paper, or rolling paper
  • A penny
  • A rubber band
  • A joint or blunt (not a bong)

Cover the opening of the jar with the paper of your choice. Secure around the rim with the rubber band (like you would a sploof ). Set the penny in the center of the tissue paper and light up your bud. Each person takes one or two tokes (decide beforehand), holds in the smoke, burns a hole in the tissue paper, passes the joint, and then exhales.

Players must burn a hole each time they take their tokes. The person who makes the penny fall is the loser and has to perform some task. We like making them roll the next joint so we can play again, but you can make up your own penalties.

15. Greenjack

Basically blackjack with weed as the reward. Player(s) closest to 21 in each hand gets a toke or two.

16. Rock, Paper, Scissors

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This works well in small groups like 2 or 3, but it can be done in larger groups. For larger groups, you just have to play until it’s down to one-on-one.

However large your group, throw your choice of rock, paper, or scissors with the winner taking a puff. It’s a simple, yet effective weed game for any time or anywhere.

17. Spliff Solitaire

Most of the games on this list are better played in groups. But what’s a leaf loner to do when there’s no one else around? Play spliff solitaire! Just like the regular card game, the rules are super simple.

First, fire up a fatty. Second, deal out any style of solitaire. Or better yet, play it on a computer or mobile device so you don’t have to worry about how many cards go on each pile. Third, play the game to completion.

If you win, play again. If you lose—which will happen more often than not—take a toke on your one-hitter and try another round.

18. Wacky Weed Categories

Quick! Name a band whose name starts with the letter Q. Can’t do it? Hit that bong! Correct answers include Quiet Riot and Queensrÿche, by the way.

That’s the premise of Wacky Weed Categories—a game that’s simple in concept, but difficult in execution…especially after a few hits of the ganja. Here’s how to play.

Gather everyone together and sit in a circle. Honestly, you could sit in a square or a rhombus or even an enneadecagon (19 sides) if it strikes your fancy. It really doesn’t matter as long as you can pass your Mary Jane without too much effort.

Once you’re all seated, pick someone to go first . This person picks a category and a letter (e.g. bands whose name starts with Q). The category can be anything—movies, food, two-dimensional shapes like the enneadecagon, whatever.

The person who picked the category and letter goes first. She takes a hit as a reward for her creativity, names an example from the category that starts with the named letter, and then passes the weed to the right (or left…jeez, don’t be so sensitive).

The next person also has to name an example from the category that starts with the specific letter. If he can’t, he has to take two tokes of the cannabis and then pass it to the next person in the enneadecagon. If she can’t name an example, she has to take four tokes and pass.

After two or three failed attempts to name an example, change the category and letter and try again. Depending on how many people are playing, you’re going to go through A LOT of weed fairly quickly (two tokes, four tokes, eight tokes, ten). Be sure to start with enough, or limit the “penalty” for a failed attempt to one toke.

19. Band Names First & Last

This game is similar to Wacky Weed Categories, but with a significant twist. The first player names a band, pop group, singer, or musical performer. The next player has to name a band, pop group, singer, or musical performer whose name begins with the last letter of the previous name.

So if the first player said Queensrÿche, the second player could say Extreme, and the third player could say Enigma. Play continues thusly until a player can’t produce a name. When that happens, the player takes a hit (or two or three) and passes the Thai stick . The next person names a new band, and play proceeds as before.

You can also play this game with movies, actors, countries, elements on the periodic table, polyhedra, or, to make it really hard, Dungeons & Dragons monsters.

20. Straight-Faced Stoner

The name says it all. Don’t smile or you’re in trouble.

Before you start, agree on a penalty (e.g., watching Sex & The City, rolling the next joint from their own stash, making a prank phone call, or washing the supper dishes). Then get high.

When everyone’s plenty high, call out “Straight-faced stoner!” After that, no one’s allowed to smile. If someone cracks a grin, they have to perform the penalty. It’s simple as that, my friend.

21. Heavyweight

Before you go running for your scale, this game has nothing to do with mass. It’s really a variation on the idea that someone can’t hold their liquor (they’re a lightweight).

While you would NEVER, EVER want to play this game with alcohol (death is imminent, boys and girls), playing it with cannabis is much more forgiving (naps are imminent, boys and girls).

Some of you may know this game as Last Man Standing, but that’s a bit of a misnomer. For one, who says it’s going to be a man? For another, standing isn’t going to be an option when this game is over. Here’s how to play.

Smoke until you can’t smoke anymore. If you drop out or fall asleep, you lose. That’s it. The last person smoking (or awake) is crowned Heavyweight Champion of the Joint . Give them a crown.

It’s best not to play this game when you’ve got other things to do (unless you really want to miss them) because 1) you’re going to forget, or 2) you’re going to sleep right through them.

Discover the 21 best weed games to get any party going and have you flying sky-high in no time—without making you hold your breath for hours on end.

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Defend Your Marijuana Crops in CROP DEFENDER

In Crop Defender online marijuana game, you must defend your cannabis crops from multiple attackers and threats. This includes cops, thieves, fungus, deer, insects and drought. To make this pot game even more difficult, you must use a different weapon to destroy each type of enemy. From rifles and crossbows to poison and an industrial bong, you must choose each weapon wisely in a race against time.

Repel an Alien Attack in HAZE INVASION

Aliens are invading and the only thing between them and you is a field of marijuana plants. You must fire flaming arrows at the cannabis plants near the aliens until the become too high to advance on your position and are rescued by their ever-present mother ships. Haze Invasion is a 3D “forever” marijuana game that only gets more intense the longer you survive. Special weapons include strength and speed power-ups, as well as the ability to summon a flaming asteroid strike.

Protect Marijuana Crops from Destruction in MIGHTY MITES

In the year 2015, radical right wing republicans in the US government develop and unleash armies of genetically engineered Super Mites designed to eradicate marijuana crops worldwide. In this weed game you must defend these cannabis crops by remotely controlling nano-ships armed with insecticide cannons. But because each mite undergoes mitosis when damaged, every mite killed results in smaller mites branching off and continuing their attack on you. Special effects include the ability to warp to other parts of the field, temporary invincibility, and the ability to acquire additional ships in the event yours is destroyed by a Mighty Mite.

Get Cops High & Collect Weed in STONED MARIO

Our flagship marijuana game is Stoned Mario: 6 levels of beating bad guys with the power of bongs, pot smoke and more. This pot game takes the classic Mario to its next joint-smokingest level. In this parody weed game, you must control Stoned Mario as he makes his way to the jail to free a friend who was busted for growing pot. Along the way you cannot hurt your enemies; you can only get them high using the power of a special bong and joint in order to defeat them.

Avoid Your Enemies & Eat a Ton of Weed in STONED PACMAN

This online marijuana game is way better than the classic. That is, if you like smoking pot. It’s fun to run from ghost cops, bouncers and a nagging Mrs. Pacman, but overall the game is pretty challenging. This stoner game is a parody of the original and requires you to eat a ton of pot leaves and collect special prizes as you go along, all the while trying to avoid your enemies. Magical bongs allow you to eat your enemies, but only for a short time.

Solve Word Puzzles & Try Not to Die in STONED HANGMAN

Stoned Hangman tests your ability to guess a lame marijuana-related phrase while getting progressively higher if you choose the wrong letter. In this memory-based weed game, each player takes turns guessing letters to fill in a blank phrase or group of words. You’ll be given a clue, but they’re not always easy so expect that you might wind up hanging from a noose more often than not…

Test Your Short Term Memory in STONED MEMORY

Stoned Memory mirrors the classic, but this is a true weed game as it actually tests your short term memory. Make a wrong guess? Gotta smoke some more. Good luck with that. This online marijuana game is for 2 players but can be adapted to 4 when played in teams, as Team 1 and Team 2 have completely different sets of cards. Grab your bong and get ready to test your memory in this reefer-remake of the classic kid’s game.

Marijuana Version of Drinking Game Classic: STONED KINGS

Stoned Kings is a weed game that plays on the traditional card version of the drinking game, but you don’t actually need the cards. You just need a lot of weed. This cannabis game is simple; each player takes turns selecting a card and following the corresponding instructions. If you can’t handle this easy game, then you’re probably too stoned already.

Keep Our Too-Stoned Editor Upright in TOO STONED RUSS

In this online weed game you control our editor Russ Hudson as he covers marijuana events in Amsterdam, Denver and Barcelona. Keeping Russ upright isn’t easy! This stoner game requires you to have a very steady hand and the ability to focus your concentration sharply; even when baked.

Try this Twist on the Classic in WEED PONG

Weed Pong is just like Beer Pong, but in this marijuana game, you toss the ping pong ball into bongs, and you have to smoke weed when your team falls behind. This pot game can be played with two teams of people, with one person from each team playing at a time. Players must carefully align the randomized blue circle above a bong and hit “spacebar” at just the right time in order to make their shots.

We have several more marijuana games in development, but we are always open to collaboration with third party game and software developers. At this stage we are looking to produce several more flash or HTML based weed games, as well as development of some 3D stoner games based in Unity, and the expansion of our existing cannabis games. We are also actively seeking collaboration with parties interested in making our weed games available for download on mobile devices such as iPhones, Androids, etc.

Even if you’re not a developer or software engineer, if you have ideas for new weed games, please let us know. This includes ideas for online marijuana games as well as physical weed games like board games or marijuana card games.

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