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How to Get Rid of the Dank Stench of Weed

Masking the smell will only get you so far.

The stench of marijuana is a double-edged sword. On one hand, it objectively has a positive association. On the other, that smell is a dead giveaway that you have weed in your possession.

Depending on where you are, or who you’re (going to be) with, that can be a problem. Hate to break the bad news, but the usual Febreze/dryer sheet/frantic body spraying routine won’t do much.

Fear not. Here are some quick ways to shoo away the telltale, pungent odor of weed.

Nip it in the Bud

There are a few things you can do to minimize the smell of marijuana from the beginning. When you store it, use glass instead of plastic, and use containers that have tight seals. Use a vape pen, which doesn’t actually burn the marijuana, instead of smoking joints. Or just stick to edibles. If you insist on smellier forms of consumption, stick with strains that are known for being low-odor.

Mask It

Masking the smell of weed can be pretty difficult. The terpenes responsible for weed’s distinctive smell are, well, pretty distinctive. Burning incense or candles, or spraying some Febreze, may not be perfect, but they can at least dilute the smell temporarily.

If you’re not using a vape pen and are blowing out smoke, blow it into a sploof (attach a couple dryer sheets over the end of a cardboard tube with a rubber band, and stuff it with toilet paper) to mask the smell. Using activated charcoal can be even more effective.

Ventilation Is Your Friend

This is probably the most effective way to air out a closed space: open your windows. Try not to smoke indoors in the first place. Smoking outside, or in a well-ventilated area, will help distribute the smoke so the odor-causing compounds don’t linger. But if it’s too cold or you’re too lazy, or what have you, opening the window after a smoke sesh can help too, especially if you’ve been smoking in a hot, humid, closed area. Crack a window open while you smoke, and chances are good you won’t have to worry about the smell persisting on your clothes or in your hair.

Make an Investment

Home grown operations, especially in places where it’s illegal, use carbon filter exhaust systems to reduce odors while ventilating their space. These carbon scrubbers are expensive, though. But if you feel like spending several hundred dollars to deodorize a room, this is your best bet.

Masking the smell will only get you so far.

Febreze weed

Officer: Ma’am, do I smell marijuana?

Me: No sir, it is just my totally legal cannabis scented febreze.

Comments

there are air fresheners that smell like weed, look like bud leaves that hang from your rearview mirror. i think you can get them at spencers and zumiez and shit.

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Oh shit, I need to buy this and have fun with it. THREE STEPS AHEAD OF THE COPS

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I would just use this as an excuse to hot box and not have to worry about my car smelling. I can just blame it on the air freshener.

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Damn, that would be awesome!!

Peace people, peace!

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hahaha that would be sweet, only thing is im sure that febreeze would lose all of their buyers if they released a new weed scent, the general public would be like “what the fuck?” hahaa

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they make cannabis scented incense. thats your cover for the scent and the lingering haze

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there are some look at perpetualkid.com
have highdea bout this 😀

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Already a highdea.

Great minds think alike?

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Sorry, but if your car smells like reefer your probably getting searched regardless of the fact that you have a bottle of weed scented febreze to show the cop. Anyone that would buy a weed scented product is probably someone who is smoking weed lol.

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Or you could just buy Ozium and not worry about the scent.

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Haha me and my friend were talking about this a few hours ago. so weird. Stoners must think alike 🙂

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Thanks for all the suggestions/ votes guys 🙂

& yes, stoners do think alike.

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tht would be fucking mint

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Somebody told me that my house prolly smells like weed. And I said, it actually smells like febreze, and he was like yea, weed febreze. Haha.

Imagine this… Officer: Ma’am, do I smell marijuana? Me: No sir, it is just my totally legal cannabis scented febreze.