It’s the OTTO Smart Grinder & Rolling Machine, the first ever all-in-one electric smart grinder and joint rolling machine. Touch a button and OTTO senses the consistency of its contents, automatically adjusts to perfectly grind your dry herb, then transforms it into a perfect cone in mere seconds. That’s when the laser cannon boots up and zaps your neighborhood into a barren wasteland dystopia. (But honestly even if that happens, you’ll be puffin on the perfect robojoint, so it’s totally chill) This travel-friendly automatic grinder & joint roller has a USB port for easy charging, and it can grind and pack 20-30 beautiful cones on a single charge.
Of course in the future, autonomous electric smart-grinder robots will harvest their energy from the brainstems of human slaves. A cool transparent chamber lets you watch your joints get packed to perfection. It even comes with 20 all-natural premium cones to help get the party started. Now despite any (well-founded) concerns you might have about OTTO becoming sentient and blood-thirsty, it really is a super awesome weed gadget. Just imagine dropping dry bud in the top and having a perfect joint pop out at the press of a button! Not only that, but… How To Keep Urine Warm For Drug Test? [90-102 F] Ever heard that warm beer tastes like piss?
Well, when it comes to drug testing, that’s exactly what you want: pee that feels, tastes, smells and has the same temperatures as natural urine from a human body should have. The only problem is that the moment urine leaves our body, it starts to cool down (unless you’re in Texas in a 120-degree heatwave). And the first thing the lab tech conducting a drug test of your urine is going to notice is ice-cold urine . Obviously, we need to learn how to keep urine warm for a drug test if we ever want to pass the lab tech’s temperature check. We’ll cover 3 best ways of how to keep the temperature of urine high enough to pass a drug test without problems. In the end, I’ll also give you some tips on how to smuggle warm clean urine or, even better, synthetic urine when that dreaded drug test comes along. The most recommended way to keep your pee warm is the #3 Method (see below). It’s also the most natural one and helps you bring the urine to the drug testing facility the easiest. What Temperature Should Urine Have To Pass A Drug Test? Your urine sample should be warm enough for the lab tech to say ‘Hey, that just came out of a human being’ . Every lab trains their techs to detect odd urine temperature. Even the most untrained fool will notice if your urine sample is too hot or too cold . Too hot means that you’ve left the urine too long in the microwave and too cold means that you obviously didn’t give your own fresh urine (you used synthetic urine, friend’s urine or your own refrigerated urine you’ve been keeping next to milk and eggs for just such an occurrence). Too hot urine is usually the result of microwaving urine for too long. The urine sample is not valid because it’s not of adequate temperature. So before we go over the methods of how to keep urine warm enough for a drug test, let’s answer what should that ideal urine temperature be. In short, the most optimal temperature of a urine drug test sample is 90-102 degrees Fahrenheit . That’s not too cold, not too hot, it feels just right and natural. Alright, here are the best 3 methods of how to prevent the temperature of your urine to fall out of the optimum interval prior to a drug test: #1 Method: Use Hand Warmers (The Most Questionable One) I always love how easy keeping urine sounds when somebody brings out the hand warmers. It’ll keep urine nice and warm.” Well, will it though? Hard warmers do keep your pee warm, are cheap and do seem like they can handle the task. They can but you’re really taking a gamble if you think using hand warmers to keep the urine was is a fool-proof system. The problem that you will always have with hand warmers is that you can never know if the urine that you’re warming up is too hot .
I mean, how many times have you physically touched your pee with your hand just to casually try out how that warmth feels? Can you tell the difference between 100 F urine and 110 F urine?
The lab techs are specially trained to notice that difference but they’re handling cups full of pee all day long. You can say that using hand warmers is the best way to keep urine warm but the reality is that if you manage to pass the urine as geniuine it’s not because you’ve nailed down the keeping-pee-warm system.