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This Facehugger Bong Wants To Get You High
By Brent McKnight | 8 years ago
Okay, bear with me for a minute. What if, instead of attempting to mate with your face, the facehuggers from Ridley Scott’s Alien—and that film’s subsequent sequels—just wanted to get you high? As near as I can tell, that’s the basic idea behind this, a bong shaped like one of H.R. Giger’s otherworldly creations. Maybe all the violence and death in the movie was just a major misunderstanding. Maybe those little dudes just showed up wanting to party and things got kind of out of hand.
For those of you who don’t travel in such circles, a bong is variety of hookah or water pipe. You can, of course, smoke just about anything you want out of a bong, but they are most commonly used in the consumption of marijuana and other similarly illicit substances.
This just proves that stoners are endlessly creative when it comes to finding new ways to ingest their drug of choice. I once watched a guy cobble together a bong out of a Sunny D bottle, a ballpoint pen, and a socket wrench. The closest thing I’ve seen to this was another fella who turned a military surplus Russian gas mask into a bong, but this is a whole other level. Some serious time, effort, and skill went into crafting this thing. It’s really intricate and well made.
I don’t know if I would like this thing latched to my face though. Partially because I don’t like having my mouth covered like that. Partially because it’s made of glass, glass is fragile, and I’d be paranoid that it would shatter and I would wind up with shards of glass embedded in my face. That would be almost as bad as having an actual facehugger gripping your skull, trying to impregnate your stomach.
There’s no information on where you might be able to order this contraption, but if you Google “facehugger bong,” you’re bound to pick up some interesting, entertaining, and perhaps informative links.This Facehugger Bong Wants To Get You High By Brent McKnight | 8 years ago Okay, bear with me for a minute. What if, instead of attempting to mate with your face, the facehuggers from Ridley ]]>